– If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator? Sir David Attenborough.

– What was the last song you sung along to? Bohemian Rhapsody in an epic sing-off with my brother-in-law. Of the two people in attendance, there were mixed views on who won.

– What did you Google last? “Beginner’s guide to chipping”, mid-round, whilst contemplating how much I could get for my clubs on eBay.

– Do you prefer cats or dogs? Each have their pros and cons, except my cat Gem. She’s all con.

– What still makes you cringe when you think back on it? The first dance at our wedding. There wasn’t supposed to be one.

– An epic feast is held in your honor, what’s on the table? If my wife has anything to do with it, something plant-based.

– What topic could you spend hours talking about? The proposed purchase of a new bike or bike related items of any kind, by anyone.

– What do you prefer: city, countryside, woods, beach, or mountains? Beach.

– What fictional place would you most like to go? Hogwarts.

– What’s on your bucket list this year? Ride 10,000kms, play more golf, stay married. Something may have to give.